Welcome back to MemeHyve! 😁 XVII

caro you dey make me feel lazy

don't tell me  "then do yahoo nau''... that's not the solution 🤧

make dem know say my hand no too dey 😅

make e serve as disclaimer

forget super models, fine girls dey

even Jesus had to koboko some people at some point

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you lose feelings for a girl and realise say she no even get yansh, na your feelings been dey cover up for her 

because I said I'll do anything for her, funke wan use house work finish me 

why can't women understand this simple thing?

*folds punch

*carries stone

welcome to the news at 6

to show you how badly it didn't add up.. he just kolo, na from there he take pass on 🤧

e mean say she don dey vex small small be that 😅

as far as him no complain so far, everywhere good 

it hasn't come down for once, very impressive if you ask me

I know bill personally, he wouldn't hurt a fly

no be to die for him, you fit give am eternal life? ehn sister simi 

at least he had the patience to not steal the very day he arrived 😅

so now it's his fault she cheated 😂

mustangs are known to easily lose control 

carry you enter bush 🤧

dem use am do collateral.. if it were in the time of slavery, e no go hard make him mumsy sell am🤧

sad

since tulumbu enter nothing come funny again

you fit crack joke make I nod you

not what a lot of you people are doing in the name of relationship😏

dem go offend you and you go still dey beg for forgiveness join

thanks for your interest, but we'll take it from here 

she's not for you bro

wif-fi is connected but no internet

some can eat but have no food SMH

and as the food done and I wan chop, naso I wake up

my village people dey very heartless aswear 😫 

boko haram means 'western education is forbidden' 😅

this is what boko haram have been trying to tell us since 

I hope I'm talking to somebody

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if person whatsapp dp dissappear, they either deleted your number or life don tire them

Check on your friends

very unruly behaviour

this people get mind replace the saudi flag with rainbow.. serious fight go soon xup

make we dey sip dey get our self small small

not everyone will wish you and your unfortunate bae well, I am one of those people 

manager wan dey whine me

manager wan dey whine me

don't estimate how much damage one bad product can do 😂

konji na wetin again? 

consequences such as death (not mine shaa) or imprisonment (not mine either)

alaye no be you I dey follow talk

people go just dey put mouth for wetin no concern dem

I don't want to be someone you can too rely on

no be you go tell me wetin I go do

perfectly understandable 😅

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he died a natural death

no think far, na me

now we just have to find a benz dealer that can play along 

why would you fool me twice, you no get conscience?

save yourself the shame 

sad, do it bro

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