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you have to be smart else loneliness go off you

🤦🏾‍♂️ goodbye world

so google has no regard for human life SMH

people in relationship have been oppressing us for years, let us start oppressing dem too

secondly, will you ever collect transport money and then refuse to come again?

if I do, na olopa you go las las call 

na me gan dey run am

why would I do that bro

na serious allegation this girl carry come my dm

she wan put me for trouble oo.. what is my crime

my child ke? I no be human being abi

unto say I no like better thing na

mummy let's not pray what we'll later regret oo 🤧

mumcy dey low-key offer ope as sacrifice give God 

At 180Km/hr

in a 60km/hr zone.. crime dey add to the sweetness

all of it, down to the local government chairman's horse

once again:

that was a close one, you know say I don't like animal cruelty 😅

😅

na only 4 good men dey this abuja. 2 don marry, one don relocate go germany, so na only me come remain like this

no be me una go use house work kill

I need reinforcements

sapa will make you go above and beyond 🤧

You did it, you crazy son of a bitch you did it 🥹

thank God for growth

as he no get means of carrying out the threat 😅

yes na.. you dey help me no mean say make you dey order me around 😒

I tire, no 'please', no nothing

Cynthia not now!!

cynthia read the room fgs

everybody knows electronics and water doesn't mix, WTF is elon ranting about? 😂

elon musk go whine you, but no panic

for to be able to afford betting, shekpe and dorime for club🤧

I'm not talking to those of you always craving stuff you can't buy for yourselves 😒

I just tire

you want to rant.. OK, Ranti 😒

upon how I take beg this people make dem no cast am... y'all be careful who you open up to SMH

so you people can't keep a secret

ok na.. drawing board

she told me put the memes in the bag and nobody gets hurt

the economy got hot too 🤧 that's what happened

yes na, gary never ready to do business, him never ready to see him wallet

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'we thought it's someone that can make it'

coz with what I'm seeing, you go really need am

you may be correct, what if he had 3 sisters that died and the 4th one is in coma? 

or maybe the 4th sister is a short girl, hence the .82 instead of 1

gunshots na common thing for chicago 😂

nah, that's not what Germany is most famous for 😂

if we start that discussion, we no go commot here today

my transaction history moved him to tears

please know your place, make I no drop your papa loju express

let's work as a team

anything we find, we go share am 50/50

have mercy on your boy, help me to pepper my haters in the village

I bet dinner's always late in her house 

my own na be say, how will all these skills be utilised in the kitchen? 🤔

ingrates, I'm the one making the house lively 🤧

in that case it'll just be 'furious' 

in the guy's defense, she no specify which cow exactly 🤷

well, I tried the easy way but you didn't cooperate 🤷

he no sure say God fit forgive me 😭

he can't believe the things he heard

ehn sanjith, please 🙏

a mistake in this situation could be very deadly

better no looseguard 😅

some of dem will say 'i just want to give back to the society'.. awon oloribu

likee 💔💔

what level of degeneracy would lead someone down that path.. SMH

put him out of his misery

ordinary him leg wey I break, he dey scream.. children of nowadays are just too weak walai

this offer no go dey up for long

contrary to popular belief guys, you're actually what you post!

anyhow anyhow, e go still lead to failure, what's now the point 

patricia see what you made me do

more wins 🙌🏽

I tire, she's your wife, you tell us 😒

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she no try, what kind messed up play is that? 

how can she do that 🤦🏻

*Intense wailing ensues 

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